Land of Roots and Wax

skymasterthefangirl:

Hands down one of my favorite surprises of the weekend: the Signless Sermon.

So I was walking around the Dealers Room and saw a really neat Signless cosplay, and so told him I thought it was cool. He thanked me and told me that if I was interested, he was giving a sermon in front of Artists Alley at 2:00. I figure, okay, this could be kinda neat, why not?

So 2:00 rolls around and I start migrating towards the sermon spot, thinking maybe he’ll have a few people standing around him, speaking out like one of those roadside preachers or something. To put it simply, I was wrong, and this is just another example of why you should never underestimate the Homestuck fandom. You go big or you go home.

He had a bit more than “a few people” that I had expected, and was not standing in the crowd but up on a fucking balcony preaching down to this huge-ass crowd holy shit this guy is not fucking around.

Unfortunately, the crowd was blocking traffic, but luckily this didn’t stop the sermon. He came downstairs and a hoard of Homestucks followed him outside, where he continued his sermon to all who stopped to listen. I mean this dude had a prepared speech and everything.

Oh and there was a Link cosplayer playing an ocarina in the background (you can see him sitting in the background in that last pic).

This whole thing was pretty surreal, but it was so damn cool.

syblatortue:


Anon asked: Sollux and Tavros flower picking? I know that sounds weird, but Sollux liking bees and Tavros being sort of a nature person.. Idk. Just an idea. uwu

dear anon, you prompt inspired me a headcanon: Sollux has to regularly go pick a ton of flowers for his bees because there’s not enough for them around his hivestem.

syblatortue:

Anon asked: Sollux and Tavros flower picking? I know that sounds weird, but Sollux liking bees and Tavros being sort of a nature person.. Idk. Just an idea. uwu

dear anon, you prompt inspired me a headcanon: Sollux has to regularly go pick a ton of flowers for his bees because there’s not enough for them around his hivestem.

*removes one earbud* what
doyouwannabuildasnowman:

invanity-wetrust:

ticklesthesomething:

geminihoneybee:

olitwist:

toluicacid:

pink-nation-xoxo:

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…

and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child

This was the most realistic Disney movie ever.

yeah the part where the house flies off due to a bunch of balloons was very realistic 



Actually they consulted an architect about how many balloons exactly it would take to do that to a house of that exact size and weight. They calculated that moment using a physics engine and took everything into account. Unless a professional architect as well as all of the physics professors who put their effort into that highly advanced physics engine are wrong, that take off was actually very doable and scientifically accurate.

GET WRECKED SON

It just got better

doyouwannabuildasnowman:

invanity-wetrust:

ticklesthesomething:

geminihoneybee:

olitwist:

toluicacid:

pink-nation-xoxo:

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…

and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child

This was the most realistic Disney movie ever.

yeah the part where the house flies off due to a bunch of balloons was very realistic 

Actually they consulted an architect about how many balloons exactly it would take to do that to a house of that exact size and weight. They calculated that moment using a physics engine and took everything into account. Unless a professional architect as well as all of the physics professors who put their effort into that highly advanced physics engine are wrong, that take off was actually very doable and scientifically accurate.

GET WRECKED SON

It just got better

the-condescensions-swag:

teamsubpar:

The Homestuck Fandom is literally the worst fandom and has absolutely no redeeming qualities.

If you think otherwise that just means that you are a part of the Homestuck fandom and therefore your opinion doesn’t matter because you are, in fact, shit. Just like your fandom.

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hellogumdrop:

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOUlike BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU



IT KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

hellogumdrop:

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

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IT KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

ikimaru:

sometimes I change them but yeah when they’re all the same age, sorta like this :^)

((no trolls because they’re too many)

mookie000:

haru giving the stink face

drkomodo:

When I heard Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber I knew I had to make something. This is it.

drkomodo:

When I heard Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber I knew I had to make something. This is it.

gothiccharmschool:

bryanthephotogeek:

everkings:

courageousbox:

a red panda eating sushi.

This is the best thing I have ever seen on the internet. 

Life feels better now

Yes, I needed to see this. 

gothiccharmschool:

bryanthephotogeek:

everkings:

courageousbox:

a red panda eating sushi.

This is the best thing I have ever seen on the internet. 

Life feels better now

Yes, I needed to see this. 

there-are-some-who-call-me-tim:

treblemirinlens:

doctorflowers:

owlrocket

NYOOM

IT HAPPENED AGAIN

there-are-some-who-call-me-tim:

treblemirinlens:

doctorflowers:

owlrocket

NYOOM

IT HAPPENED AGAIN

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slimydad:

i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

lactoria:

nawanen:

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Karkat did not sign up for this

legitimately karkat vantas

zero tolerance for your bullshit